December 2011
I hate every single item of clothing I own
I have nothing to wear tonight and I am tired and sad wah
Aw an old lady moved in opposite us and her old cat accidentally got out, she’s all upset knocking everyones doors it’s sad
My cat is playing with his rattling ball thing really loud omg it’s half 3 go to sleep
Him & her is so funny I love it
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imagine if she thought it would be cool to bathe in it then accidentally drowned imaging telling that to the family drowned in her own period
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emilypwns replied to your post: i want to know how she even got it in the jar,…
its a little pot thing that she shoves up her vagina fucking vile bitch
suburbanturbann replied to your post: i want to know how she even got it in the jar,…
a funnel
omg i just imagine her like sitting on it like “laying an egg”
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i want to know how she even got it in the jar, wouldnt it be really messy? idk
My 45oz jar of menstrual blood is almost full.
chalcosoma:
garyfuckingoak:
cuntbarf:
I am not sure what to do with it once it’s full. I have been collecting my blood for a year and a half, and I would like to keep it. But, I am terrified of something happening and it breaking. I would be lying if I said I weren’t attached to it.
What do you think, Tumblr?
is this a joke
omfg
you know what would be fabulous, if i woke up with good skin tomorrow ok thank you god x
the inbetweeners movie has finally finished downloading so i am going to watch that with Napoleon and a nice cup of tea yep
moving on…………………
mcdammit:
How to flirt:
Say smooth suave sexy things like
Sit on my penis
Touch my penis
I wish I were helicase so I could unzip your genes
Do romantic things like:
Ask to see a girl’s boobs
Shave dollar signs into your pubes
Lay your balls on her head while she’s sleeping